MY BUTT IS BIG
AND ROUND LIKE THE LETTER C
AND TEN THOUSAND LUNGES
YAS MADE IT ROUNDER
BUT NOT SMALLER
ANS THATS JUST FINE.
IT'S SPACE HEATER
FOR MY SIDE OF THE BED
IT'S MY EMBASSADOR
TO THOSE WHO WALK BEHIND ME
IT'S A BORDER COLLIE
THAT HERDS SKINNY WOMEN
AWAY FROM THE BEST DEALS
AT CLOYHING SALES.
MY BUTT IS BIG
AND THATS JUST FINE
AND THOSE WHO MIGHT SCORN IT
ARE INVITED TO KISS IT.
JUST DO IT.